Actual Conversation at Casa de Wellman- tech support edition

So today is an interesting day… Rick got the quad head 3D printer that I ordered him off a kickstarter that was supposed to have been delivered a year ago.

To no one’s surprise, it’s missing two screws.

We’re on the couch, watching a movie as Rick writes his letter to tech support.

 

Rick- They’re not going to like that.

Me- What’s that?

Rick- Well, they want a picture of the problem. /flaps hands helplessly

Me- So you could like.. take a picture with two screw outlines… fill in the blank…

Rick- I went for pictures of the screws.

Me- Did you put a red circle and a line through it?

Rick- I’m just hoping they send me the size of the screws.. that’s all I need.

 

Please, O Company of the Quad Core.. you’re already a year late… can we please just get the bloody size of the bloody screws without proving that we don’t have them?