After 5-10 repetitions of me having to say the same thing, sometimes I go a little overboard.
I go full Seuss.
Enjoy.
I honestly cannot believe how ridiculous this situation has become. No one is paying the least bit of attention when I say this… but I’m going to try one. more. time.
I DO NOT WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE APP. I WILL NOT DOWNLOAD THE APP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. NOT TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON MESSAGING ME THERE, NOT TO UPDATE BOOKINGS.
Let’s try it Seuss style!
I will not load your stupid app
I will not fix your techno gap
I do not want it here or there
I will not use it anywhere
I do not like this ##### slog
I think I’ll put this on my blog
I am running out of fun ways to say
So I will post about you for days and days
When your name comes up, I’m filled with rage
Your service makes me feel trapped and caged
I will not load your stupid app
I will not fix your techno gap
If I cannot use my account with your site
Out my contract will run and my ass you can bite.
For now, I shall sign off with hopeless despair
Again, no one from your company cares.
Curiouser and Curiouser 