Actual conversation at Casa de Wellman- throwback Thursday broken bones edition

Rick: the nurse said that if I’d broken my foot that the bruising would be a lot darker cause of the bone marrow coming to the surface.
Me: wow, your nurse is just full of fun facts. They should write up a pamphlet ‘Fun facts about broken bones’
Rick: there could be a market for that for emergency rooms- ‘Fun facts about blood clots’
Me: ‘Fun facts about comas- don’t worry, you can read it when you wake up’
Rick: ‘Fun facts about Brain Damage’
Me: ‘Fun facts about erectile dysfunction’
Rick: ‘Fun facts about dyslexia’
Me: I think you mean ‘Unf aftcs bouta dyslexia’

(auto correct made typing the last one a bitch)

We’re bad, bad people.