How it begins (writing excerpt from The Way of the Fae)

How we began-

 

In the beginning, or at least, when we began, there was already light. We were of it, bathed by it, made flesh or fancy as the whim took us.

 

And She who spawned us from the void was pleased with us, and gave us her blessing. “Go and bring wonder onto that which He creates.”

 

It was then that we realized there was a He, who very much had his own agenda. He had forgotten his help meet, the one that had labored with him to bring forth his world the moment that world came to exist.

 

Of mischief, His children have said we were born, and who is to say they are entirely wrong? For how could we be otherwise, we who have our Mother’s blessings still echoing in our ears? And their fear and fury when they found we could not be banished, that Her light is always upon His world one way or another- by sun, by moon, by starlight, any of it and all of it is enough to sustain our people. But I am getting ahead of the story, for His children came long and long after we had already lain eyes and feet and souls down upon the wonder of the world.

 

So first after we were born and began roaming the earth, it came to pass that some of us embraced the warmth and bright of the sun, and became the Court of Day. Others were enchanted by the dim shadows and cool of the evening and played by the light of the moon and stars, and became the Court of Night.

 

And so it was that with every touch of our feet to the earth, we felt anew the blessing of the Mother, and created wonders without thought or care, blithely as children. In time, we brought forth children of our own, though rarely in vast numbers, so we learned to cherish the few that appeared.

 

In time, we began to encounter the Father’s Children, who regarded us at first with fear, then sometimes with awe or envy. Some of our kind chose to go among them as equals, other played at divinity or deviltry as it suited their mood. Magic, they called our gifts, and some were wise enough to nurture friendships where they could.

 

Try as we might, the one thing we couldn’t seem to do is leave one another alone- even fae that preferred the solitary life couldn’t help themselves when the opportunity to interact with humans came along.

 

Of course, the best part of history, of anything at all, are the tales. And when you combine faekind with human kind, there are always tales.

 

I have spent more time than I care to figure up chasing these tales- I’ve performed great labors, been tricked into servitude, embarked on grand quests and adventures, suffered the loss of dear friends and loves, righted grievous wrongs, and I did it all with only one goal in mind.

 

Being able to tell the stories, to make my poor attempt at fitting them into the frame to form a vast, sweeping picture.

 

Will I ever tell my tales? Well, that remains to be seen.

 

So there we were, two very dissimilar species, poised in the relationship that continues to define us- Fae as the older sibling, Man as the younger child seeking to understand and enforce their will upon us by making us fit into their concept of rules.

 

It was that very penchant that gave rise to one of the neverending sources of entertainment for faekind- making deals. Once honor came around to being a general concept, fae were entranced with (in true older brother I will do everything the best manner) keeping their word. Folded, spindled, and mutilated at times, but always to the perfect letter, if not spirit, of the agreement. We’ll see that as a recurrent theme as we go along here.

 

I want to point out that some of the tales I’m about to tell may sound familiar, courtesy of those dastards Grimm and Disney. You may want to argue with me about truthiness or whatever it is you folk call it these days.

 

To that, I would remind you that the heart of every tale has three if not five sides. The only angle that I have is to understand my own people and the wondrous, astounding scope of history of this world.

 

In short, carp if you like, I’ll be over here on the high road. You paid for it, so keep reading or don’t, it’s all the same to me.

 

Getting on with it- this is one of the earliest tales I was able to procure, through great personal peril.

 

Be you fae or man, the sparks of life within some burn brighter than others. And for all the gifts we’ve been given to create, enchant, bemuse, for foresight… only with very painful lessons do we learn to temper the fires of passion with the knowledge of regret.

 

To help you understand, let us turn to the tale of the Lady in the Tower.

Random Rant- Stop trying to rock my vote

Okay, okay. I know this isn’t going to be a very popular opinion.

But.

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There. I said it.

While I’m getting things off my chest, if this is your idea about how to campaign for someone-

I call this #maggotmodeactivation. Still amazed they didn’t bother to engage in any way. OK, amazed and disappointed.

 

Then you probably shouldn’t be doing that, either.

I’m not denying that voting is extremely important- it IS! But it isn’t the be all and end all of civic duty.. and at the end of the day, there’s a pretty good chance that whoever you cast your ballot for isn’t going to win (especially if you happen to be me, go go gadget jinxAri).

But you know, no matter who wins, it is still their job to represent you. How are you holding them accountable? Are you taking part in the dialogue, or are you just passively sitting back and letting them tell you they’ll do one thing, then vote another? Or do you just not notice anything any official does until election year, when you’re bombarded with the ads and the articles.

Six local candidates left their literature on my door step, next to my No Soliciting sign. Do you know in a matter of minutes I managed to reach out to each one of them and tell them how they had cost themselves my vote… and not just for this race, but any race.

Four of them answered with apologies. Two couldn’t be bothered. None of them offered any kind of a reason why their campaign was more important than my stated desire to avoid their literature.

Random Writing Stuff- Excerpt from The Way of the Fae- Baba Yaga

I want to make it clear- I am only telling this story because I lost a bet with the most annoying little man you have ever laid eyes on. And he nagged and nagged and nagged and then, if you can believe it, he threatened to hex me! The nerve, I tell you.

 

Always I have kept to myself, and I think there is no crime in it. If someone trespasses upon my doorstep, especially if that someone isn’t one of our kind, I see no harm in using them for my entertainment. Or maybe my dinner. What’s it to you? Not like it was your child, for I am sure anyone that reads this would teach their children better than to go bothering the old hermit woman what lives in a hut standing on chicken legs.

 

What? It was what I had in plenty and usually people are smart enough to be a little off put and then we all come out a little more fortunate for the day.

 

Once, centuries ago, there was a girl who was not taught her manners and had little in the way of common sense. So it was to my door she came begging, for a flame, because boo hoo hoo, her mean stepmother had left them only a single candle and that candle went out and left them all in the dark.

 

I ask you, who doesn’t see through those kinds of shenanigans?

 

It happened that I had some chores that wanted doing, and I am sometimes more curious than I ought to be. Maybe, I think, if this pretty little girl is not smart enough to avoid my home, maybe it is because she is strong or brave.

 

So I set her to the tasks, and wait to see how she copes. If she is smart, maybe I keep her, like a pet. I am no queen that is needing of a court, but having a mortal about can be useful from time to time.

 

Many tasks I set her to, and for days and days she does them, almost like she has a magic of her own. Maybe she is not so smart, but someone is doing her thinking for her, and I began to think that it is that someone I would like to know. I think, too, maybe it is another one of my kind trying to drive me out of my comfortable place and claim it for themselves, so I am being especially cautious to hide my secrets.

 

In the meantime, all of the things that would take me time are getting done, and I am able to go further into my woods, where the deeper magics lie. I cast the bones of foresight, and see that this stupid little pretty girl will someday be a queen of her own kind.

 

Well! That started the wheels turning in my head, mostly about how blind men are. Then I used the bones to look backward and the whole story came clear. The girl’s father was a fool chasing after a fortune to satisfy a bottomless pit of a woman who drove his child out of his home. But all to no good, for the girl, she had a powerful protection. That piece of the puzzle took some time to figure out- it was her mother, half a fae herself, stuck in a wooden stick in her daughter’s pocket that was trying to save her child.

 

Now, the charitable thing to do would have been to spirit the stick away from the girl and set the mother free into a new body. The wise thing to do would have been to take the stick and use the mother as a slave.

 

Over and over I went back and forth, thinking one way and then another. And why would I rush, anyway? The chores were getting done, I was getting good work done, no need to be hasty. Almost in spite of myself, I started to grow fond of the girl, and to admire the mother that never considered her work done as long as her child was in danger.

 

Yes, I can be a little sentimental from time to time, try not to be so surprised.

 

So, in time, when I had reached a good stopping point in my greater work, I gave the mother back the form of flame. It’s so close to spirit anyway that it didn’t take much anyway, and a good thing, too. While not quite as stupid as her daughter, she came very close. When I bade the girl to take the flame and begone, the stupid girl went home again! And her stupid mother burned up the bad stepmother and stepsisters, which don’t get me wrong, was a very good start.

 

Then stricken with horror at her actions, she told her daughter to bury her in the ground, so she couldn’t hurt anyone else.

 

Stupid woman.

 

Just as I had foreseen, the girl went onto a city, caught the eye of the right man, and became queen. She lived as close to happily ever after as anyone can, mostly, I think, because she stayed just as stupid til her dying day. Did you ever notice that? It makes me wonder why I spend so much time chasing knowledge, since ignorance seems truly to be bliss.

 

The world is a strange place, and that’s coming from an old hermit fae who lives in a hut made of bones. Think about that a second.

 

Her mother though? I dug her right back up again after she left and told her exactly what kind of a fool she was. Oh, how she wept and wailed and begged me to let her go and watch over her poor little child. Never a word of gratitude for not simply eating her, nor for giving her such a useful form. So I stole away her voice, and brought her back to my home where she could pay back all the work that I put into her new form.

 

Right now, she’s in my fire, warming my little hut. I keep telling her someday I may give her something closer to flesh, that she may be reunited with her Vasilisa.

 

Too bad I can’t give her wisdom with it.

 

As for me, Queen Vasilisa managed to spread enough stories about the mean old woman living on the edge of the gloomiest forest in all the lands that most people go out of their way to avoid me. If they should happen to find my little home, the turn pale and flee. Some have seen me at my labors and taken it ill, or let their imaginations run wild. The tales, they grow and grow until I am a legend.

 

Best of all, I am left in peace, mostly.

 

Every once in a while, some idiot wanders into my domain and does something truly offensive. Sometimes, they run quickly enough.

 

And sometimes, I have dinner.

Celtic Festivals, Chainmail, and Bagpipers oh my

I’m gonna have a Sofia Petrillo moment here for a sec-

Picture it- Edgewood, 41 degrees on an October morning, just after dawn. A beautiful peasant girl and her husband are setting up a booth and laying out their wares, hoping to make enough money to feed their growing family.

Yeah, more like our family’s growing chainmail/scalemail/wire wrapping addictions.

Thanks to Siin, we first heard about this event about a month ago, and both the timing and the price were right, so we went. We’d done the ABQ CeltFest before and.. well, it was expensive and didn’t really go all that great. Lots of the Least Desirable Comments were made, prices were picked at, just not a good event.

Yesterday though… it was fantastic. We were positioned in a way that we were able to see the whole field, including the games and music. (Coulda done without being parked next to the drummers, but you can’t have everything in life.) The crowd was very complimentary, as well as ready to sit by and chat a bit, and we got some great feedback and ideas for new pieces. Some of the pieces of niobium went to good homes with folk who appreciated the fact that niobium doesn’t sell for aluminum prices.

Had a couple funny interactions-

Grandma, looking at the purple scale bra- “Isn’t that something!”

Adult grandson, snickering- “Don’t think you could fill it out anymore, though…”

Me, turning to Grandma- “You know what, I think you should buy it for him and see how well HE fills it out!”

Adult grandson looks properly chagrined as Grandma and I laugh at his expense.

 

Couple also admiring the bra-

Him- “You would look great in that! But you know, it might need a little padding.”

Her, pointing out the bikini top underneath- “That’s what this is for.”

Me- “If you really want to, you COULD go, uh, commando under there, but we will not be liable for any.. damage.”

Conversation goes on to how, at the last event, an older lady had thought that our bags were meant to be worn as codpieces.

Me- “Again, you COULD, but we’re still not liable for damage.”

 

We also met a young lady who discovered our 1/2 inch ring bags can be used as e-cig carriers… so new product line coming there with the addition of a crossbody strap, a local artist who invited us to talk to her about having some of our work on commission in her shop, and an older gentleman who was looking for a lost sgain dubh, which is the first time I’d ever heard the words spoken. It took me a tick to understand what he was asking for. I’m pleased to report the nice man found his sock knife.

Also heard some amazing bagpipers and harpists, and Ring of Fire and It’s Friday I’m in Love done in the style of the Celtic ballad. Oh, and I may or may not have threatened Rick’s life if he was bringing me a ‘haggis puff’ in white paper. I’m not sure what a haggis puff would be, I’m just sure I don’t really wanna try one.

I’m pleased to say Rick is still with us today, as the white paper contained an apple turnover.

Random Musings- Where have you BEEN?

Let me splain. No, there is too much, let me sum up.

Don’t you hate it when that thing that you thought was just your stupid screwed up sinuses (believe me, it’s crazy straws shooting spitwads instead of actual conduits moving matter in there) and allergies becomes a deep chest cold?

Yeah, me too.

So that’s why I croak when I talk right now and I spent Monday doing this-

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Bonus points to whoever can name which movie that was.

 

When NOT doing that, I’ve revisited old favorite episodes of South Park (Make Love, Not Warcraft), and watching Adam Ruins Everything.

I’m not going to lie, I’m borderline obsessed with this show. It’s entertaining, educational, cites ALL it’s sources, and it gives me something to think about when I can’t really muster the energy to be doing something. Check it out, the first two seasons are free on Netflix right now.

Got a new Rick’s Chainmail sales event coming up on Saturday- the Edgewood Celtic Festival that Siin talked me into trying out. Booth fee was nice and low, weather will hopefully cooperate, and even have some awesome new stock, so that’ll be fun.

Finally got a call from donor coordinator- now just waiting for my card to come in to pay for all the fun fluid sampling they get to do of me. (This part will get a little graphic, but I’ll keep it to just this paragraph if you want to skip it.) Apparently one of the main concerns is my urine output- they want to make sure I already have good output so being down a kidney isn’t really an issue. I had to wheeze/laugh at that- as a lady in her 40s sans uterus, telling me my overall output may reduce by 25% is nothing but music to my ears. That’s like 3 less bathroom trips a day! Sign. Me. Up.

After they determine if I can in fact be a donor, we can immediately jump into cross match (to tell if my kidney will work for the recipient). This is pretty exciting stuff- while I’m not opposed to a paired donor situation, it would take longer.

I am being a little more liberal with calories while I’m not feeling great- but still trying to get 60 minutes of light activity a day and staying under 1600. I’m absolutely 100% not starving in any way, I want to be sure to add. I’m just realizing that no, I don’t really NEED that 4th taco. Or that 3rd slice of pizza. Or that cup of hot chocolate (which, did you know, tastes like crap without Bailey’s and whipped cream? Yeah, I know! I was shocked too).

Also clearing the decks and getting into the right mental mindset for NaNoWriMo. I know which concept I want to go with, and I’m trying really really hard not to psych myself up or out- Yes, I’ve done it for the past three years and finished every time. But every year has also been just a little bit different. 50,000 words in 30 days is a lot, and the concept isn’t just a follow up novel to the one before. I’d really like to say I’ll be able to keep up the pace and that I’ll get to start 2019 with another new book out. But I can’t. What I can say is I’m going to do my best.

TL:DR- OMG lots going on, donor stuff, book stuff, chainmail stuff, life stuff, stuff stuff.

And so, it begins.

Tick tock, tick tock, this is a clock ticking it’s way to November

When normal meals, showers, and sanity are just luxuries to remember

Today was the day I began the first and most vital steps

Merrily embarking upon the ritual known as NaNoWriMo prep.

 

 

/cough In other words, today I started the outline and wrote the first passage of the new book. It even has a working title- The Way of the Fae.  (Though I still don’t know how they would order a steak, though I’d really like it to be the way that Woody Harrelson’s character ordered his in The Cowboy Way.)

I know where they came from, why they are around, why they don’t truck with us mortals a whole lot, why there are wayfaestations (hyuk), and oh so much more. And while, yes, the book is set in Nessa’s/our world, I really want to say again that it won’t have anything to do with Nessa herself- her story has been told, and it’s really only polite to leave her in peace, with Star Wars movie marathons and Pizza Rolls in her cabin in the Jimez. I think of her often and fondly, especially now that Pizza Rolls are a strict no no.

I’ve got a pile more research to do, and a new completely unrelated book series to finish before time runs out. (I have a strict rule about not reading anything new during NaNoWriMo, I don’t want an author’s tone to sneak across into my work.)

But we’ve got a start!

Random Rant- The State of Magic

OK- so Arena is finally out. And it isn’t half bad- the only things about it that annoy me are-

  1. It creatively acquired a lot of stuff from Hearthstone (yes, I know this because I’ve played Hearthstone, quit judging me).
  2. No ability to play against friends or the computer.
  3. No Two Headed Dragon

 

Other than that- the decks are powerful and fun to play. There’s absolutely no socializing in the game, so it’s just get in and play, which is kind of a plus, at least to me. Card flippers and other distractions annoy me when playing in the flesh, sooooo, yeah. If Arena can give us those few little bits, I’m a happy girl. Oh yeah, and if people will quit conceding- c’mon man, you don’t know what will happen, let the damn game play out already.

That said, Arena will not take the place of actually sitting down with decks- for us kitchen table (now Den of Geek) playing still trumps the digital by quite a swath.

Speaking of physical cards- last week Hasbro decided to release a super uber cool Ravnica set on their website alone. Can’t get it through their local distributors… which sucks. It’s bad enough to have Amazon and the other online retailers cutting profit to the bone to try to get customers- not everyone realizes when you go around the local game shop to save a few bucks (that you usually make up for in paying for shipping), there will come a time when you don’t have a local game shop anymore. What a double backstab to have sets only released through the publisher, too.

At least.. if that actually works. Which, I can tell you, it doesn’t. Getting my order in took at least a dozen attempts, with all kinds of errors popping up and a quadruple billing of my account. And the order was supposed to ship the next day- well, it didn’t.

Sharing my email in to Hasbro cause it’ll cover all the points of my supreme irritation just as well-

To Whom It May Concern-

I have just been hung up on by one of your employees, who informed me that this product, ordered and paid for on October 3, did not ship on October 4 as the system notified me it would. It is now October 8, and having received no updates nor status changes, I first tried to use your contact form on the website, which gave me an error. (The same error I encountered 6 or 7 times when trying to place my order, I might add.)
Since calling in was the only other option being provided, I did just that and (after holding for twenty minutes and being told I was going to be disconnected) spoke to Rory. Rory was the epitome of the terrible customer service agent, from her droning tone to her refusal to escalate my concern to the lack of anything resembling helpfulness to the fact that, in spite of not being yelled at or cussed at in any way, she hung up on me after I asked her not to speak over me.
I’m already very, very angry that I have to jump through all these hoops instead of placing an order with my very friendly local game shop, who is always helpful and kind to me. I cannot fathom why in heaven’s name you are trying to handle orders for this product yourselves when it is abundantly clear that you lack any kind of infrastructure to support the demand. Your shortsighted foolishness has already seen to it that I will never order directly from you again- it’s just not worth the aggravation of having hundreds of dollars out of my pocket with no clear indication about when or if a product will be received while you cut out the local game shop that supports your products.
It’s bad business.
A. Wellman
So yeah. Won’t be doing that again ever.

#NaNoWriMo prep has begun- What I’m doing this year.

National Novel Writing Month begins November 1, and yes, I’m going to do my best again this year to see what I can do to get another book wrapped up. I’m currently 3 for 3 and feeling pretty good.

Rick got me a super comfy purple Stitch sitting on the Iron Throne hoodie. I’ve got a new one handed keyboard/mouse combo that looks like a geek’s version of brass knuckles. My desk is mostly cleared off of all the chainmail supplies it normally holds. My notebooks are ready. And I’ve had two book ideas percolating, and I finally settled on one.

One of the things I found most disappointing about Nessa’s story is that there wasn’t the opportunity to go into the history of the Fae in more detail- well, buckle in, cause that’s where we’re headed next. Part history, part adventure, part ‘where do faerie tales come from’, I really want to take some time to flesh out the ideas in my head, connecting back to what the heck would it be like to be a modern faerie?

It’ll only have a tangential connection to Nessa’s world, so don’t go in expecting a sequel of some kind, you’ll be hugely disappointed.

And yes, there will be Cliche.

What you can expect are fewer thoughtful blog postings, more random conversation repeats, and maybe some golden oldies coming back… I’ll see what I can do. Figure I’m working a 8-10 hour day job, then hammering out my word count every night… plus Rick likes to get to talk to me every now and then. So yeah.

For now, I’m outlining away, super excited, and belting in for another NaNoWriMo November.

Actual conversation at Casa de Wellman- What’s for dinner edition

Scene- watching a football movie on a lovely fall afternoon while working on a custom chainmail order. Settled into the giant comfy couch, pupsplats everywhere when I suddenly realize dinner’s a thing.

 

Me: Hey, how does pizza sound?

Rick: Twist my arm.

Me: What kind do you want?

Rick: The good kind.

Me: I could stab you with my pliers.

Rick: I could stab you back.

Me: My hope is that you’d be bleeding too heavily to formulate a defense.

Rick: Bah, all I have to do is miss the kidney. Don’t want to put stepdad out.

 

Welcome to my world, folks.

 

I can’t believe this isn’t an ordinary ramble.

If you’re hoping to read about banter around the house or that I’m ripping into some customer service utter fail or a great recipe, this is going to be a disappointing as hell post. Sorry bout that. But this has been on my mind for awhile and I wanted to get it out there.

For a lot of my life, my relationship with food hasn’t been great. Only eating once a day or eating till I was absolutely stuffed or eating out of boredom or for comfort. And of course, eating the absolute worst things you could think of eating because they are just plain tasty.

As I’m working hard to drop the weight prior to the transplant, and thinking about my own long term health, it’s suddenly becoming easy to stick to the under 1200 a day thing. I’m watching portion size, counting the calories, logging them and my activity- and it’s getting easier.

It’s easier to bypass the fries without feeling punished. And yeah, sometimes I have a couple and I can stop without eating ALL of them. Food isn’t my all consuming preoccupation anymore- and it just feels like a relief. Knowing that this attitude will keep me from rebounding and putting the weight back on, that I’m one step closer to the all important lifestyle change that will keep me healthier… well, it’s a really encouraging feeling.

Except for the fact that I’m always cold now. That sucks. I truly don’t know how skinny people survive.

And now, because I can’t leave you without ANY smiles-

Actual text conversation with the Wellmans (in which you may do all the groaning you like)-

Rick: https://www.georgetakei.com/viral-video-dog-watered-plants-2608166338.html
Ari: I think he mist the point
Rick: That watered down
Ari: Hey hey hey… when it rains, it pours
Rick: At least there no pooling
Ari: I’m not sure how there isn’t, considering how you’re showering these down on me
Rick: When I’m hot I’m hot
Ari: maybe an ice bucket challenge would cool you off
Rick: That well just drown me
Ari: I’d bet on you to float if it was a sink or swim situation
Rick: The pressure high down on the bottom of the ocean
Ari: gonna need your scuba gear
Rick: You blew up my sub
Ari: But I had to! You sank my battleship!