Actual Conversation at Casa de Wellman- Threats and THREATS

So we had a very lovely vacation in a very lovely home, but now we’ve had to come back to our own home again. And it’s been just a little bit of an adjustment…

Me- Did you sleep any better last night?

Rick- anh, I woke up a couple of times, but better than the night before.

Me- I can’t imagine why we have so much trouble… extra naps on planes, in cars..

Rick- staying up really late and getting up late… and the way firmer mattress.

Me- It took a minute to get used to that marshmallow we were sleeping on but now I miss it.

Rick- I could fix that… pile up our bed with all the blankets and make it super soft so you sink into it…

Me- I already have a hard time climbing up in the bed as it is!

Rick- I could get you a little stepladder like the dogs….

Me- You know, I could just kill you in your sleep.

Rick, with a shrug- Not if I take the ladder away.

Me, death glaring- I’m writing this one up.

Rick- I was sure you would, but you’re still laughing.

Is he never wrong?