UPDATED- It’s Official- The Art of Not Being an Asshole available for preorder- Release for Kindle and paperback on May 21st.

And I am Jack’s complete state of shock.

Not going to lie… got a sad/happy/shappy thing going on right about now. Yes, it’s a goofy concept for a self help book. No, it’s not a joke. I wrote down the stuff that I have done, keep doing, and will continue to do to try and be a better person. But I’m also the kind of girl that calls something what it is, and I’m trying very hard not to be an asshole. I hope folks who also want to be better people give it a try, and hopefully get a laugh or two along the way.

I didn’t do anything unique or crazy- just a common sense approach to a problem not many folk are willing to admit to having.

And it entertained me to put it in super faaaaaaancy curly font for some reason. I dunno, sometimes I don’t look too deeply into my motives.

At $3 for Kindle, $4 for paperback, if you think you’d enjoy it, I hope you’ll buy it. Give it as a tongue in cheek gift to someone that’ll think it’s funny.

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I’m going to reach out to Gilbert Gottfried on Cameo and see if he’s willing to do the audiobook version. It’s like I wrote it for him.