You’d think, after as many times as we’ve seen it, we wouldn’t have anything new to say about the Star Wars movies.
You’d be wrong.
This morning, in celebration of Day 1 of Staycation 2020, we laid in bed and watched Return of the Jedi.
Me- I love this part, Chewie standing there on top of the AT-ST and roaring when it starts moving, oh no, little bitches, you are not driving this thing. Gimme that.
Rick- Well everyone thinks Ewoks don’t understand technology! They do just fine… they can drive this thing, and the speeder bike.
Me- Except he didn’t exactly have the height the mass to be on the speeder bike, slight problem there. And what the fuck was up with them being issued vehicles that completely don’t work with the terrain? Here ya go, your standard speedy tree boom death mobile, enjoy that shit.
-a little later-
Me- What was the fucking point of throwing his lightsaber up to knock the platform down? Great, now you’ve got the guy you hope will be your ally and help take out your boss to where he couldn’t defend himself. Great job, momo.
Rick- I think it was a flashback to the high ground situation. You gotta think, the last time a jedi had the high ground, it cost him a limb.. and he got burned.
Me- Alright, point.
We really are pretty easily entertained, I guess.
Curiouser and Curiouser 