actual conversation:
Me: So how much are you gonna miss me?
/Rick captures me in a bear hug and squeezes
Me: Ribs! Ribs! I have ribs now! (this was a recent finding, about like my t shirts fitting again
/Rick lets go
Me: Omg air, air is so nice to breathe
Rick: I’m going to miss you like you were just missing air.
I’m not sure if he’s sweet or a psychopath.
Curiouser and Curiouser 