Not only IS the rum gone, but it’s actually been gone for awhile. The only beer in the fridge is Bud Light (/herk), the liquor in the cabinets is either the really high end stuff we keep on hand for select guests or those spur of the moment purchases that weren’t that great an idea after all. Generic limoncello is just not okay.
Even the last jar of ‘shine is down to the dregs. It’s scary times, yall.
So while I was sitting on the couch, mulling this predicament, it occurred to me to wonder if Total Wine did curbside pickup.
And it turns out they do! they do do curbside pickup!
Feverishly, I begin inputting my order on my phone- I had to hit a five o clock deadline to get it tomorrow, and who knows? Maybe if I really hurried I could lie in the sweet arms of Bacchus tonight?!
Me- I GOT WINE! AND RUM! AND MARGARITAS!
Rick- I still haven’t agreed to do this pick up for you, you know.
Me, eyeing Rick with laser focused attention and cold calculation- You know what they say, dear. Happy wife, happy life.
Rick- /sigh
And ladies and gents… not even an hour later, that sweetest of sounds came to my ears.
Rick- I got a text, your order is ready for pickup.
Me, batting lashes- I love you…
Rick- /sigh I’m going, I’m going.
He’s a smart, smart man that Rick of mine.
Curiouser and Curiouser 
Such a funny convo! You guys are so awesome. You and that “new” husband of yours. :p Curbside pickup you say? Thanks for the tip! Keep staying safe!
LikeLike
He’s losing the ‘new husband’ smell, but I still think he’s a keeper.
LikeLike
Anonymous? stupid WordPress! Well you can guess who this is anyway. Again glad you are staying safe.
LikeLike