Random Flashback-This is my day job.

So… since I saw the Patrick Stewart doing cowboy songs commercial, I’ve had Rawhide stuck in my head.

Today I put it to good(?) use, and the next time someone asks me what I do, I’m going to break out into song like a Disney freakin princess:

Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rawhide, rawhide!

We rollin rollin rollin
Input we extollin
Keep them outputs rollin, rawhide

Through SharePoint betrayals
And SQL server fails
Wishin some merlot was by my side

Lunch I am a’ missin
Starbucks I will be sippin
All waitin once Excel gives up the fight

Pull ‘em down, control ‘n c
Contol ‘n v, save ‘em up
Check it out, post it up
Rawhide!

Let ‘em know, show ‘em where
Get their thoughts, put it there
Write the steps, make ‘em clear
Rawhide!

Keep movin movin movin
Though the pace is bruising
Keep them outputs movin, rawhide

Be warm and understandin
Soon more they’ll be demandin
That’s job security by your side…

Dinner’s on the table
The wine’s got a label
All waitin as I tell my team goodbye

Pull ‘em down, control ‘n c
Contol ‘n v, save ‘em up
Check it out, post it up
Rawhide!

Let ‘em know, show ‘em where
Get their thoughts, put it there
Write the steps, make ‘em clear
Rawhide!

Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Rawhide, rawhide!

You’re welcome. Now watch, no one will ever again ask what I do.

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