Actual Conversation at Casa de Wellman- You Suck Google Home edition

Me- Hey Google, did you know you suck?

Google- Well, I am still learning, and I appreciate your feedback.

Me- Do you really?

Google- silent

Me- WIN!!!!!!

 

This is the game I play with Google Home when it ignores me on a first attempt to do something… I belittle and insult it until I get in the last word. I know it’s childish and stupid, but it makes me happy.. I’m a simple creature, really.

I feel really bad for whoever has to review my exception logs. My choice of language usually leaves a LOT to be desired. It is pretty creative though…

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nether regions, Google Home.

I want you to know that I mean that, truly.