Actual Conversation at Casa de Wellman- holiday decor edition

Rick is a great guy. Have I ever mentioned that?

Today, knowing it’s been one of them days on top of one of them weeks, he got us Zombieland tickets! It’s a funny flick, and put us in the mood for discussing of holiday decorating.

Me- I think we should put up pagan lights this year.

Rick- Oh?

Me- Yeah! Go all out, black and purple and dragons… you know, really do it up.

Rick- Uh huh.

Me- We’ll put out a blessed be to be sure the point gets across!

Rick- Erm.

Me- And a nice big pentagram!

Rick- Wonder what the Mormons will think about that!

Me- And your mom. I’ll put it on Facebook!

Rick- /sigh