Rick, with an air of smug- this is why I don’t shop at Walmart OR eat produce.
Me- laughing hysterically while sending the link to my team
Rick- But you know.. that is a kind of talent?
Me- She should be on America’s Got Talent
Rick- the Not Safe for Work Edition
Me- It’d be heckin Pay Per View, and we’d allllllllll watch that shit.
Followed by a lot more laughing.
Curiouser and Curiouser 