One of the fun things about being me and Rick is that when you wake up every damn day of your life at 4.30 for work, you tend to do that when you AREN’T working as well.
So yesterday, when we were both awake long before we wanted to be, I groaned due to my stomach being acidy per usual.
Rick- Why don’t you take some pepcid?
Me- We ran out like three days ago and it’s not like I can go hit Target right now.
Rick (giggling in the way that only big guys can and eyeing my unclad state)- Well, you could… I’m sure they’d be surprised.
Me- And I bet I wouldn’t have to pay for it. And they’d believe me when I said Oh golly gosh gee, would you look at that, I completely forgot my wallet.
It’s always good to start the day with a laugh.
Curiouser and Curiouser 