Watching TV.. which we never do at home. Eggo commercial with husband shoving a forkfull of disgusting, although presumably Eleven approved waffles into wife’s mouth while she’s asleep in the name of breakfast in bed comes on.
Rick: You would kill me if I shoved food in your mouth while you were asleep!
Me: Yes, yes I would. With one exception.
Rick raises an eyebrow Vulcan style.
Me: Alcoholic cheesecake. Otherwise that fork will end up up your nose, sir.
We shouldn’t watch TV.
Reading a reddit article in which a vegan asks a random guy in the food court to stop eating the pepperoni pizza because it’s murder. “I’m not a vegan,” they reasonably reply. “But my child and I are! It’s offensive!” the vegan (supposedly) wailed.
I mentioned it to Rick under the heading of some people’s children.
Rick: I’d pick off every single pepperoni and eat it slowly, with eye contact, then tell the vegan I was OK to eat the rest since it wasn’t a murder pizza anymore.
Now we’re laughing like loons at every pizza commercial that comes on TV. At this hour, that’s a lot.
We shouldn’t read reddit.
Curiouser and Curiouser 