Bree and Mr. Bear’s Facebook relationship status must read ‘It’s Complicated’

You remember Bree and Mr. Bear, right? How cute and snuggly and adorable they are?

I’m sorry to say, this relationship also has a dark side.

“Bree, what are you doing to Mr. Bear?” “Nothing, mama, I’m innocent… see?” The lie begins

All the girls get anxious about thunderstorms… and we had a couple huge boomers today, so of course, the snuggletoys came out for that extra layer of security. More specifically, they came out after a certain fat corgi hopped on her mama’s broken foot like she as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, but I digress.

After work, we all adjourned to the couch for reading and petting, when I caught Bree getting a little nibbly on Mr. Bear.

Which soon led to-

 

“Just a little, itty bitty nibbly bit, mama!”

 

And before we knew it, Mr. Bear had the potential to land a starring role if they ever do a remake of Face/off

Poor Mr. Bear.

So I give Mr. Bear v2 about another two weeks before v3 has to come out of the closet. Not in like a Tom Cruise way.