Rick- So what do you want to do now?
Me- Why is it always about what I want to do?
Rick- Cause I don’t want to do anything you don’t want to do.
Me- Well, what if I don’t want to do anything YOU don’t want to do, huh?
Rick- We already established that I’m pretty much up for whatever it is you want to do.
Me- FINE! I want you to do the dishes!
Rick- Nope, don’t wanna do that.
Me- /flourishing remote- AHA, tough, cause we’ve already established that I have a certain amount of control over the decisions of others and free will is an illusion!
Rick- Except that you can fight it!
Me- GO DO THE DAMN DISHES! I HAVE THE CONTROLLER!
Current status… dishes not done. Free will exists. Bah humbug.
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