Actual conversation (near) Casa de Wellman (with special guest star)

Setting- in the car, listening to what I thought was Toto’s Africa on the local hits station

Ang- Weezer covered Africa?

Me- The fuck? I was sitting here going since when does 104 play oldies.

Rick- Apparently since Weezer did Africa.

Me, turning to look over my shoulder, sees noseprints from Ang’s dog Sunni, then turning back again- Rick, what the fuck? Did you lick the windows?

Rick- gives me the Rick look

Me- Geeze, man, we try to take you out in public and everything, and there you are licking up the windows.

General laughter

Me- I’m going to pay for that later aren’t I?

Rick and Ang in unison- Yup.