Throwback- I have made a grievous error.

I have made a terrible error.
You might even call it a grievous error, except he’s not on the shower curtain.
Since Rick and I are back to just Rick and I in the house, we’ve been slowly working on redoing the rooms… the guest bathroom has been the last one on the list. The last clearance sale ThinkGeek had, I managed to pick up a spiffy Star Wars shower curtain and some Empire and Rebel hand towels. Cool, I think.
Until tonight.
I was hosting a game night, and was alerted to the issue by a guest… it seems Luke stares a little intently, creepily so if you use the facilities sitting down. If you are of the persuasion to use the facilities from a standing position, Grand Moff Tarken and Obi Wan Kenobi are seemingly passing judgment on your equippage.
After every trip to the bathroom, each guest remarked upon one or another of these issues.. and since opposite of the shower is a wall mirror, there really is no escaping the stares of Luke, Han, Obi Wan, and Tarkin.
You know what? I don’t care. I’m going to print out Luke staring intently and hang it on the damn door so you catch it from every possible angle and on the way out.
Maybe I’ll put a legend beneath it- ‘Luke asks, did you wash your hands and put the seat down?’
Or I could just move it into my bathroom and replace it with the nice neutral silhouette shower curtain with X-wings and crap.
But I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. So creepy Luke and the gang may get to stay.